Euler's Formula < Euler's Identity

Greg: Nah, I think e+k-f=2 is less famous.

If a Jazz Society Goes Bankrupt and No One Hears, Does it Make a Sound?

Me: What did they do, get an adjustable rate mortgage?

David: They bought an interest-only loan on somebody caring about jazz.

Welcome to Kent County, Home of the Smell of Manure

Cherilyn: When I found out we were moving here, I was like, if I’m going to be in the middle of nowhere, I want to be in the middle. Not the outskirts.

Me: Yeah, you don’t want to have to commute in to nowhere.

The [insert adjective here] Fair Use Clause

Lawyer: I don’t know that I’m comfortable with calling it “infamous.”

Me: How ‘bout “notorious?”

Potentially a Compliment

Greg:The only thing he expressed interest in were mathematics and, to a lesser extent, his wife.

How I Made Greg Spew

Greg: [coworker] left for eleven days today. And [coworker] will be out Monday and Tuesday. And [coworker] is in another office for weeks and weeks. So next week, I'm going to be the only person at work.
Me: Are you going to wear pants?

"Idiosyncratic Ventures OIC"

WO1: I’m a floater. They made up a title for me. I should send you the organizational chart.

Me: Are you off to the side, connected by a dotted line?

WO1: You’ve seen it already?!

New Computer

Greg: Okay, step one, turn off old machine. Step three, profit.

And why is there no interrobang on my keyboard?!

Greg: Well, you've gotta be outraged about something.
Me: No, I don't! How dare you?!

Clarification

Greg: Where is the pie going to be, and how long is the nudity going to last?

Stationery

Me: And I was like, what the hell is an emvelope?
Greg: It's twice as wide as an envelope.

Non Sequiturs from the Illinois Trip: Not Even the Underwear Ones are Related

Cathy: I don’t think we need to S-P-E-L-L.

Tracy: Look what Uncle Derrick has on his underpants!

Greg: Cows? That’s Hinduism!

Cathy: Not everyone gets to see my special underwear.

Honey, it turns out we actually don't know the names after all.

Greg: Welcome to the jungle, Sarah.

Me: Have you got fun and games?

Greg: I don’t actually know the song all that well.

Also, Princess Peach was Kidnapped!

Greg: Did you know William F. Buckley Jr. died?

Me: I just saw it on that Newsweek, but otherwise, no.

Greg: Yeah, like a couple days ago. Friday, maybe.

Me: I live in a hole.

Greg: I saw it on Wii News.

Me: I don’t know what’s more pathetic: my not knowing or your finding out the way you did.