Band Name, courtesy of Washington Week

Toxic Cocktail

Deterrent

Joel: I got married when I was a month shy of my 20th birthday. I mean, the chance of that working out is like one in a million. But at least it kept me from getting hit on by the gay guys when I was at the University of Michigan...actually, no, it didn't.

You gotta take the openings the world gives you.

Mikki: How far is it to Pluto?
Eddie: Further than Uranus.

A Concert Band Moment

I just put Music for Prague in its proper place in the alphabetized bins: right between "A Motown Medley" and "Over the Rainbow."

Noun String of the Day

holiday concert streaming madness

Who needs march scores?

Me: The score box went before this last spate of marches was added. But you know what? They're in 2.
LTC: And when the band stops, turn around and bow.

Sex Scene for E-flat Clarinet

(apparently to the tune of "Santa Baby")

Measure 1: "pull out"
Measure 29: "push in"
Measure 53: "pull out"
Measure 67: "push in"

Mau Tai Postscript

Okay, now we're drunk.

And we're still belching it.

Happy New Year. Yee haw!

Mau Tai Summary

Don't belch it.

The end.

PS- Gambei!

Mau Tai Shot 9

Greg: Ow!
Me: Yeah!
Greg: Ow!
Me: Yeah!
Greg: Oh god...that one hurt...oh god...

Mau Tai Shot 8

Greg: Oh god! ...okay...whoo!

Mau Tai Shot 7

Me: Rabbit rabbit rabbit.
Greg: Argh! You're full of mau tai and you still got it!

Me: Oh, God! Don't belch it!
Greg: I just did! It burns all the way!

Mau Tai Shot 6

Greg: Gambai! *chug* *pause* *assess* I'm okay! That one didn't hurt as much. For some reason.

Mau Tai Shot 5

Dude, which shot is this? I totally thought it was 4.

Greg can't talk. Woohoo!

Mau Tai Shot 4

I'm belching it, and it burns.

Quote of the moment: Abstract expressionism is the highest form of murder. --Seanbaby

Mau Tai Shot 3

One of us is topless.

Mau Tai Shots 1 & 2...

...pass without event.

101.9 All Christmas All the Time

Greg (downstairs, in earshot of the radio): Sarah! You're missing Mariah Carey!
Me (upstairs, thankfully not in earshot of the radio): Excellent! You know what's great? I'm cleaning the bathroom, and I'd rather be cleaning the bathroom than listening to Mariah Carey.
Greg: Can I clean the bathroom?
Me: No.
Greg: Be careful. I'm never going to ask that again.
Me: I know. But I get the bathroom and you get Mariah Carey.
Greg: *pouts*

Numb Nuts PC Update

• Numb Nuts asks COL if Y is possible.
• COL asks me if Y is possible.
• I tell COL Y is not possible. I also mention how many times Soloist and I have already told Numb Nuts that Y is not possible. I tell him to tell Numb Nuts to use X.
• COL tells Numb Nuts Y is not possible, and to use X.
• Time passes.
• Soloist tells me X is off, and we need to pull some manner of Z out of the air.
  
  I'll keep everyone posted on this 'un. Should be good.

Poopy

I swear I sent a Numb Nuts update from my mac, and it's being ignored. Why does everyone hate Mac OS?

*sniffle*

It never hurt anyone. It's practically Unix!