Me: *picks up penny*
Greg: Oh!
Me: You didn't see that? It was all glinty-glinty!
Greg: Ah, just like a crow, you are attracted to shiny things. That explains why you're attracted to me. Because I'm shiny.
Me: Man, if I argue with that, it means I think you're dull. I'm trapped.
Greg: Sweet. That wasn't even intentional.
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