Chad: I feel sorry for the [auditionee] playing at the time.
Matt: If he keeps playing, he's in.
Jay: I thought we had emergency lighting in here.
Me: We do. It's called a window.
Gene: Oh my god, I just tried to use the paper shredder, and I couldn't figure out why it wasn't working.
Me: Hey, do me a favor and guard the men's room door. They have a window and I've already peed in the dark once today.
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Me: Thanks! They're gonna be all "who put the seat down?!"
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