Guy: I played harmonica, but I had to stop because I got dizzy.
Guy: I've never been good at lying.
Girl: Oh, I hate it but I'm really good at it.
Guy: I'm not republican! I hate Larry King!
Guy: All the parties we go to are black tie.
Wife: No, some of them are black tie optional.
Kid: Mommy, we don't we take private jets? Me and daddy go somewhere, and you and Sean go somewhere else! ...If you spend time away from each other, you won't have to argue with each other!
Sean: Well, they barely argue.
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