System: Estimated travel time: 1.9 hours. Will you be taking regular breaks?
Me: No, I will drive straight through.
System: *freaks out* You must take breaks every two hours!
Me: Um...okay...
System: Will you be taking regular breaks?
Me: Uh...yes?
System: Okay, good. You know, I knew a guy once who didn't take regular breaks, and now he's dead.
Me: Look, are we done here?
System: Congratulations! You've successfully submitted your Risk Assessment.
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