Bureaucracy

SGM: What's this about the leave forms being online? Did I miss something?

Me: It was in that interminable training session, with [other topics].

SGM: Was I there?

Me: I only remember because I was coming up with film titles with "form" inserted. The only one I remember was "The Form Who Came In From the Cold."

SGM: [general consternation] ...so now I don't even know which one I'm supposed to use.

Me: Whatever you do, you should submit it in crayon. Yellow crayon.