Friday, December 15, 2006

The Pearl is in the River

Mike: I know what I can bring you from Vegas: a hooker!
Me: Where am I gonna keep that?
Mike: You could throw Greg out.
Me: He owns the bed. I'm getting used to having a bed.
Mike: The hooker will bring a bed.
Me: That sounds like a rarely-used spy passphrase.
Mike: Response: "She prefers the purple duvet."

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