It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superego!

Vendor: My social security number is xxx-xx-xxxx. Now you may steal my identity.
Me: I need a check for this guy.
Supply: I can do that this week.
Me: Dandy. Then we can steal his identity!
Supply: Do we really need more around here? The band seems to have more than enough.
Me: I think you're thinking of egos.
Supply: Oops, that is what I meant. Or was it personalities?
Me: Personality we could probably use a little more of, in some cases. Ego, we got pllllenty.
Supply: Good point.